1 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:41,711 THE CELEBRATION 2 00:00:50,320 --> 00:00:53,949 Christian speaking ...Hi, I'm here now. 3 00:00:54,159 --> 00:00:55,797 I landed this morning. 4 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:57,558 What? 5 00:00:57,759 --> 00:01:03,277 Er... Washed? I shaved at the airport if you must know. 6 00:01:03,479 --> 00:01:06,198 I shaved at the airport if you must know! 7 00:01:07,120 --> 00:01:12,717 I'm fine... right now I'm looking across the fields. 8 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:16,959 At the land of my father. It's beautiful. 9 00:01:17,159 --> 00:01:22,870 It makes me want to move back for good, but that'd be problematic. 10 00:01:23,319 --> 00:01:25,389 I'll make it. 11 00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:29,278 Yes, I suppose it will be... shocking. 12 00:01:30,319 --> 00:01:33,436 What? ...You're dropping out. 13 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:35,278 OK. 'Bye. 14 00:01:47,719 --> 00:01:49,949 Bloody hell, that's my brother. 15 00:01:51,799 --> 00:01:54,313 My big brother! Why the hell didn't you say? 16 00:01:54,519 --> 00:01:57,511 As if I saw him! I mean, really! 17 00:01:58,079 --> 00:02:00,673 I have to do everything myself. 18 00:02:05,319 --> 00:02:07,787 Hell, Christian! What's this? 19 00:02:08,639 --> 00:02:12,917 Hey, man, see him, Kasper? He's walked all the way from Paris. 20 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:16,271 Only from the station. 21 00:02:16,479 --> 00:02:18,356 - Hi, all! - Wow, man! 22 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:21,873 Now you've had it. 23 00:02:22,639 --> 00:02:26,029 Giddyap! I'll fuck you, damn it! 24 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:28,710 - Fucking hell! - You're very frisky. 25 00:02:28,919 --> 00:02:32,275 It's been bloody ages. It bloody has. 26 00:02:32,479 --> 00:02:34,151 How's tricks? 27 00:02:34,360 --> 00:02:35,952 I'll give you a lift. 28 00:02:36,159 --> 00:02:37,751 Hop out, kids. 29 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:41,236 - I'm giving Christian a lift. - There's plenty of room. 30 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:45,028 Come on, Mette. 31 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:49,910 - Sit in the front. - I can walk. 32 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:53,635 - No, I want a chat. - You want us to walk all the way? 33 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:57,389 - What's up, man? - All the way! 34 00:02:57,599 --> 00:03:02,468 He's my brother, for fuck's sake. Give me a break, will you? 35 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:04,989 Oh, shut up! 36 00:03:05,199 --> 00:03:07,269 Chill out! 37 00:03:21,039 --> 00:03:24,190 - Do you think dad's back yet? - Not yet. 38 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:32,718 Hello? 39 00:03:41,759 --> 00:03:45,308 - Hello, what's your name? - Lars. 40 00:03:45,520 --> 00:03:48,273 Lars... OK, Mads, listen up. 41 00:03:48,479 --> 00:03:51,312 I have a little problem with new staff, but OK, now you know. 42 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:53,869 - Hello. - Hello. 43 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:56,150 Who do you think we are? 44 00:03:56,360 --> 00:04:00,433 This is Christian, my brother. 45 00:04:00,639 --> 00:04:04,598 He has two restaurants in Paris. And I've got a... cafeteria - 46 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:07,598 - in the docklands. Oh, OK. 47 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:11,554 We grew up here, so we know how to treat customers. 48 00:04:11,759 --> 00:04:16,469 A really good receptionist keeps an eye on who's who, right? 49 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:21,196 And you give us rooms 9 and 19. 50 00:04:21,399 --> 00:04:24,232 I'm afraid you're not on the list. 51 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:29,551 - What? - Look again: Michael Klingenfeldt. 52 00:04:29,759 --> 00:04:32,751 Your father has told me that Michael is not invited. 53 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:41,913 - OK Mads, listen up... - Lars, OK? 54 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:47,638 Yes, Lars, it went a bit amok last year, I got a bit pissed. 55 00:04:47,839 --> 00:04:49,955 When I drink, things go a bit crazy. 56 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:53,391 A couple of schnapps over the top and I freak. 57 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:57,830 Hey, I've brought the bloody wife and kids... 58 00:04:58,040 --> 00:05:00,429 Michelle is here, too, so... 59 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:05,593 I wouldn't know anything about that. 60 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:07,711 - Is there a room or not? - Not. 61 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:10,480 - Let me talk to my father. - He's out hunting. 62 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:14,309 Sort it out yourself, then. That's your job, right? 63 00:05:14,519 --> 00:05:18,637 Lars, just find a room. I'll talk to dad. 64 00:05:19,439 --> 00:05:22,670 Hey... just give us one of the small rooms. 65 00:05:22,879 --> 00:05:26,633 They're never used. 3 and 1. 66 00:05:26,839 --> 00:05:29,353 Give us one of those. 67 00:05:30,319 --> 00:05:32,833 - You don't want a key? - Oh, yes. 68 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:40,797 I must be on the list. ...Has our sister come? 69 00:05:54,759 --> 00:05:59,355 Do get a move on... it's daddy's birthday, his sixtieth. 70 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:02,319 All the people up ahead are my family. 71 00:06:02,519 --> 00:06:05,317 I have to be there to welcome them. 72 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:09,553 Nadim, wasn't it? 73 00:06:09,759 --> 00:06:11,795 - Nadim, yes. - OK, Nadim. 74 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:16,039 If you go a bit faster I'll give you my phone number. 75 00:06:27,199 --> 00:06:31,909 Hi, Baby! Hi! Are you ready? They're nearly here. 76 00:06:32,759 --> 00:06:35,432 - You haven't been drinking, right? - Not today. 77 00:06:35,639 --> 00:06:38,472 Wasn't it a fantastic funeral? 78 00:06:39,519 --> 00:06:42,158 - I'm ready. - What are you doing here? 79 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:44,309 What? 80 00:06:44,519 --> 00:06:47,477 Well, you missed your sister's funeral. 81 00:06:49,639 --> 00:06:52,233 Don't poke your nose in. 82 00:06:52,439 --> 00:06:54,714 I'm poking it into what you don't do. 83 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:57,434 You don't go to her funeral. 84 00:06:57,639 --> 00:07:02,508 You don't phone me on my birthday. You don't show an interest. 85 00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:05,996 Now she's starting, too. I'm going home. 86 00:07:06,199 --> 00:07:08,394 - Have a nice day. - Want my bike? 87 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:14,072 - I won't have it. - Be quiet. This is old hat. 88 00:07:14,279 --> 00:07:18,670 - Yes, be quiet. - Spoken just like Christian. 89 00:07:19,399 --> 00:07:21,117 Stop that! 90 00:07:21,519 --> 00:07:23,350 Come on! 91 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:27,872 - Be quiet. - Listen to clever Christian. 92 00:07:28,079 --> 00:07:31,230 Stop it! Be quiet! 93 00:07:38,839 --> 00:07:42,388 Toot again. So they can hear it. 94 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:45,596 That's his wife. One of the son's. 95 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:47,792 That's Mette. 96 00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:52,990 And the three little piggies. ...How are you? 97 00:07:58,199 --> 00:08:01,828 You kids put a sock in it. Quiet, kids! We're here. 98 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:03,632 Behave yourselves. 99 00:08:11,519 --> 00:08:13,794 It's just not done. I'm your sister. 100 00:08:15,399 --> 00:08:18,755 A good thing it's only once every ten years. 101 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:25,270 - Granddad... welcome... - Thank you, thank you. 102 00:08:30,480 --> 00:08:34,917 - Thanks for a lovely funeral. - Thank you. 103 00:08:35,120 --> 00:08:37,759 Great to see you again. 104 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:42,439 Hello again. It was a hot trip. 105 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:46,477 I'll go and unpack my wife. 106 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:01,397 Hi, Dad. 107 00:09:02,759 --> 00:09:06,468 Your father asked me to be toastmaster this evening, OK? 108 00:09:06,679 --> 00:09:08,317 Do you know Lise? 109 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:13,593 - How are you, my boy? - It's so sad. 110 00:09:13,799 --> 00:09:16,233 The weather... I'm not sure I can take it. 111 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:20,479 - Hi there, you haven't changed. - Thanks. 112 00:09:20,679 --> 00:09:26,072 Welcome... go on into the hall. You'll meet Helge. 113 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:28,351 Hello, Pierre. 114 00:09:36,519 --> 00:09:40,478 Christian, Darling! How lovely you could make it after all! 115 00:09:40,679 --> 00:09:44,035 - You look great. - Excuse me, the guests are here. 116 00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:48,836 Go to your father. Don't forget to say Happy Birthday. 117 00:09:49,480 --> 00:09:51,550 Hello, Dad. Happy Birthday! 118 00:09:51,840 --> 00:09:54,718 - They're all waiting. - Sit down a moment. 119 00:09:54,919 --> 00:09:57,831 I've something important to tell you. 120 00:09:58,159 --> 00:09:59,956 Sit down. 121 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:03,677 Come on, sit down. 122 00:10:05,399 --> 00:10:08,197 - Join me in a Cognac? - No, thanks. 123 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:15,199 Yes, it's... very important. 124 00:10:15,399 --> 00:10:18,835 I've been thinking about it for days. 125 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:25,959 Listen... two hookers are sitting in a railway carriage. 126 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:30,390 Don't laugh at your old dad! On his birthday, too! 127 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:34,309 How dare you? I'll have to tell your mother. 128 00:10:34,519 --> 00:10:38,637 - We're waiting for you. - The boy is laughing in my face. 129 00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:42,913 - Christian, you mustn't do that. - Let's tell jokes, then. 130 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:45,998 If I want a natter with my eldest son... 131 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:48,316 How are things? 132 00:10:48,519 --> 00:10:51,909 Fine; I'm moving into Lyons at the moment, and... 133 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:56,511 I can read the papers, my boy. You're doing well. 134 00:10:56,720 --> 00:10:59,996 How about that girlfriend who is always phoning? 135 00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:02,998 Can't you have a few kids and move back home? 136 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:05,236 She's having someone else's kid. 137 00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:08,989 Then find another girl and move back here. 138 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:13,239 I'm getting older and I want my family around me. 139 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:16,750 - Then there's your mother. - What about her? 140 00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:20,430 - She's getting tired of my jokes. - I see why. 141 00:11:20,639 --> 00:11:25,155 What do you mean you see why? What's wrong with my jokes? 142 00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:27,476 There's no respect any more. 143 00:11:27,679 --> 00:11:32,594 Tell me how you are. Got a girl? Oh, I've already asked. 144 00:11:32,799 --> 00:11:34,596 - Come on! - We're coming. 145 00:11:34,799 --> 00:11:37,757 Come along, my boy. Just one thing... 146 00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:42,556 Christian, will you say a couple of words about your sister this evening? 147 00:11:42,759 --> 00:11:45,148 I'd just blub. 148 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,355 I've already written something. 149 00:11:48,559 --> 00:11:50,356 You have? Well done, my boy. 150 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:56,110 - Michael has come. - I suppose I'll have to talk to him. 151 00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:02,514 - Your visitors are ready. - Michelle, are you married? 152 00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:03,550 No. 153 00:12:03,759 --> 00:12:06,751 - You'd better ask someone else. - I think so, too. 154 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:11,272 Oh, yes, that was my other son. I'll have a word with him. 155 00:12:13,279 --> 00:12:18,512 Today it's Helge's birthday Hip hip, hurrah 156 00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:24,829 He'll get lots of presents And there'll be buns and cocoa... 157 00:12:36,679 --> 00:12:39,671 Hi, Christian. Which room are you in? 158 00:12:39,879 --> 00:12:42,154 What? 17. Why? 159 00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:47,593 I need to borrow your bath. I mean: may I borrow your bath, please? 160 00:12:52,399 --> 00:12:54,355 ...And the sound of the sea... 161 00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:10,231 I'll put them down here. 162 00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:13,477 - The main course is a secret. - A secret? 163 00:13:13,679 --> 00:13:16,637 - You have been hunting today...? - As usual. 164 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:24,117 Are you listening? 165 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:25,912 Good. 166 00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:31,672 It was the third time we were going to move to Copenhagen, right? 167 00:13:31,879 --> 00:13:35,349 But Bettina H moved in with him instead. 168 00:13:35,559 --> 00:13:37,197 - Bettina H? - Yes. 169 00:13:38,159 --> 00:13:42,118 Anyway, I'm still here, right? We went to the park yesterday. 170 00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:47,030 I've been given the room where my sister died. 171 00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:51,597 Well it's better than giving it to Christian; they were twins. 172 00:13:51,799 --> 00:13:55,269 It's one thing not wanting to talk about it, - 173 00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:57,869 - but covering it all up is just silly. 174 00:13:58,919 --> 00:14:04,869 - Look... it's spooky. - Yes, I can see that. 175 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:06,798 Really ghost-like. 176 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:10,231 I don't think she'd like it either, if you get me. 177 00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:14,035 Can we remove the covers? Move the furniture a bit? 178 00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:17,357 Then I'll stay with her. I don't mind at all. 179 00:14:18,799 --> 00:14:22,678 - Certainly. - OK. 180 00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:48,035 This was where it happened. The bathroom. 181 00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:55,079 Maybe I should have another room. 182 00:14:55,279 --> 00:14:57,190 Yes, would you rather? 183 00:14:57,399 --> 00:15:00,311 It's just that... 184 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:10,990 I'm getting really bad vibes. 185 00:15:18,559 --> 00:15:20,595 Did you hear that? 186 00:15:21,639 --> 00:15:23,231 She's in the bathroom. 187 00:15:26,919 --> 00:15:30,195 No, she's... she's dead. 188 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:35,877 We'll just have a look. 189 00:15:39,799 --> 00:15:43,553 - No, I think we should go. - No, we'll have a look. 190 00:15:56,600 --> 00:16:01,151 - Hey, Mette, I can't find them. - Have you checked the suitcases? 191 00:16:03,799 --> 00:16:08,509 - I can't find those shoes. - They should be in a suitcase. 192 00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:14,033 - I've looked in that one. - Keep your shirt on. 193 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:17,789 I can't go to dinner in brown shoes, dad will do his nut. 194 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:23,358 - They must be somewhere. - I've looked everywhere. 195 00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:29,234 - I think I left them behind. - You didn't say that. Get it? 196 00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:34,312 Go home and fetch them. You've got two hours. 197 00:16:34,519 --> 00:16:36,510 Take the car. 198 00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:42,078 - Bloody well stop it, Michael. - I can't see my dad in socks. 199 00:16:42,279 --> 00:16:47,433 You expect me to go home now? What would your mum and dad say? 200 00:16:47,639 --> 00:16:52,793 I can't go to the dinner in these shoes, are you insane? 201 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,309 You could just pack your own stuff. 202 00:16:55,519 --> 00:16:58,317 I've packed for you, me, and the kids, - 203 00:16:58,519 --> 00:17:02,034 - and you want everything to be just so. 204 00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:07,075 If you don't like it, pack your own crap. 205 00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:17,516 I've got fucking news for you. 206 00:17:18,319 --> 00:17:20,787 You're the one who does the packing. 207 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:24,037 And every single time you lose my shoes. 208 00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:30,713 You're the one who made us visit your sodding parents. 209 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:37,830 I spent a while at a cake shop. 210 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:42,316 Actually, I'm doing the dessert tonight. 211 00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:48,836 What does it mean? An upward arrow? Up, up, up? 212 00:17:49,039 --> 00:17:53,635 If you lie in the bath you can sometimes see if there is anything. 213 00:17:53,839 --> 00:17:56,558 The bath? You want me to lie in the bath? 214 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:08,668 - Shall I lie down? - And see if you can see anything. 215 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:12,759 A sign or an arrow. 216 00:18:13,359 --> 00:18:17,875 A wave or a fish or a bird. Kind of like getting warmer. 217 00:18:18,079 --> 00:18:20,798 - It just won't do. - I'm sorry. 218 00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:25,872 - I'd just ironed this. - I said I was sorry. 219 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:32,437 Shall we... shall we lie down for five minutes? 220 00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:35,074 Aren't you going to the party? 221 00:18:36,759 --> 00:18:42,391 We'll have to lie down for five minutes, right? 222 00:18:46,279 --> 00:18:50,238 There's a fish. It means flat, which means down. 223 00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:53,914 I'm not sure I understand this game. 224 00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:58,310 Oh... how strange... 225 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:07,232 We always played it. "Getting warmer". 226 00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:35,159 Come on... sit down. 227 00:19:38,799 --> 00:19:40,835 Check next to the other leg. 228 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:47,839 Oh, how sweet of her to have done this... I can hardly bear it. 229 00:19:52,519 --> 00:19:55,591 I'm practically the only one still stuck here. 230 00:19:55,799 --> 00:19:58,836 The rest of you go gadding off to Paris and all... 231 00:19:59,039 --> 00:20:03,237 - You can't sit here crying. - I'm sorry. 232 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:11,837 - Have one of these. - Just say if you want me to go. 233 00:20:12,039 --> 00:20:15,429 - Didn't you want a bath? - Oh, yes. 234 00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:18,916 An arrow again. And an arrow again. 235 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,592 Will you... 236 00:20:23,039 --> 00:20:24,791 - Will I what? - Undo me. 237 00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:35,873 Look, I've still got a good ass. Is a bath all it's going to get? 238 00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:17,272 Up there, look... 239 00:21:19,319 --> 00:21:21,389 - On the other side. - Where? 240 00:21:21,599 --> 00:21:24,318 Next to where the lamp is attached. 241 00:21:33,519 --> 00:21:37,432 "Dear whoever finds this letter, you are probably..." 242 00:22:05,759 --> 00:22:07,670 Bloody hell! 243 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,071 It doesn't say anything. 244 00:22:14,039 --> 00:22:15,711 Mette, damn it! 245 00:22:17,319 --> 00:22:20,117 Did you put all this soap here? 246 00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:24,393 How irritating! 247 00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:28,315 - Michael... - Why did you leave the soap here? 248 00:22:28,519 --> 00:22:32,228 You're the one who used it, man. 249 00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:36,194 - Bloody hell. - Did you hurt yourself? 250 00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:38,152 I certainly fucking did. 251 00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:42,996 There've always been ghosts in this house. 252 00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:45,191 It doesn't say anything. 253 00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:49,552 I'll happily stay here. Thanks for your help. 254 00:22:49,759 --> 00:22:52,227 - You really took fright? - Not at all. 255 00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:55,910 A bit?... I'm sorry. Thanks for your help. 256 00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:04,635 - Why did you leave the soap there? - I didn't, you did. 257 00:23:04,839 --> 00:23:08,673 - I didn't. - You're the one who used it. 258 00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:13,158 - Where are my pants? - I don't know. Over there? 259 00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:15,873 You should take care of your things. 260 00:23:16,079 --> 00:23:17,831 I'm not your baby-sitter. 261 00:23:18,039 --> 00:23:20,633 - Shut up, man. - Oh, for God's sake! 262 00:23:24,599 --> 00:23:27,477 The fucking thing's fallen down now, man. 263 00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:31,593 - We'd better put it up again. - Like fuck. 264 00:23:31,799 --> 00:23:36,668 It's weird. You were always the wild one, getting into fights. 265 00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:38,472 Now it's your brother. 266 00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:42,434 You can't even be bothered to look at a pretty girl any more. 267 00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:45,791 Maybe it's because you think I'm too skinny. 268 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:48,038 Christian...? 269 00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:03,034 It can go in here. They mustn't find it... 270 00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:11,472 There. 271 00:24:23,279 --> 00:24:26,316 Where have you gone, lovely Christian? 272 00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:03,829 It's six o'clock, time to get up! 273 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:09,235 Cards, please, tickets please, or other proof of travel... 274 00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:12,752 My trousers! 275 00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:17,593 - Hi, Grandpa! - Hi, Dad. 276 00:25:17,799 --> 00:25:21,155 I want to see you in the drawing room in five minutes. 277 00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:24,399 These fucking shoes... 278 00:25:35,039 --> 00:25:36,597 Hi, Bent. 279 00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:48,032 That's cool. 280 00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:53,633 Hi, Poul, how's tricks, you old honker? 281 00:25:53,839 --> 00:25:55,955 Hi, Dad. 282 00:25:56,160 --> 00:26:00,392 Hello, my boy. Another time. We're going in now. 283 00:26:00,599 --> 00:26:07,311 I've been asked to inquire whether you are interested in the lodge. 284 00:26:07,519 --> 00:26:12,468 I don't see you as one of the brethren, I must say. 285 00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:15,672 But Christian has told Preben you're doing well. 286 00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:19,953 And as Christian is not interested, you may expect to be invited - 287 00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:22,276 - to join the Freemasons. 288 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:25,552 Strike while the iron is hot. There is a long... 289 00:26:25,759 --> 00:26:29,069 He could make something of himself... 290 00:26:29,279 --> 00:26:32,510 We have to help you get on. 291 00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:37,396 But behave like a normal human being tonight, all right? 292 00:26:37,599 --> 00:26:42,957 Keep your fingers off what's she called... Michelle. 293 00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:47,676 I'd like you to hover about tonight and keep things running smoothly. 294 00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:50,792 Can you manage that? 295 00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:02,949 Hey, give him a drink. Look lively. 296 00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:07,631 Get your act together, OK? ...Got a drink? Hey! 297 00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:11,391 You got a drink? 298 00:27:11,599 --> 00:27:13,191 We need to talk. 299 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,592 I haven't time. 300 00:27:57,079 --> 00:27:59,149 You do remember something, don't you? 301 00:27:59,359 --> 00:28:03,432 - Oh, yes, certainly. - Jolly good. 302 00:28:05,319 --> 00:28:10,632 I was thinking of saying a word or two this evening. 303 00:28:10,839 --> 00:28:12,477 I thought so. 304 00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:15,194 It won't be anything for little girls. 305 00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:18,039 I bet it won't. 306 00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:19,798 You fell asleep. 307 00:28:20,799 --> 00:28:22,437 Yes. 308 00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:27,000 Aren't you sleeping properly? 309 00:28:28,039 --> 00:28:29,757 Only with you. 310 00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:38,552 Yes... 311 00:28:42,559 --> 00:28:45,471 It is a great honour for me to be toastmaster - 312 00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:51,630 - this evening for the Klingenfeldt-Hansen family. 313 00:28:51,839 --> 00:28:55,070 My name is Helmuth von Sachs. 314 00:28:55,279 --> 00:28:59,875 Ich bin aus Deutschland, Köln, Ruhr, die Stahlwerken. 315 00:29:02,559 --> 00:29:07,838 And also Helge is a Stahlwerk. Still going strong. 316 00:29:08,039 --> 00:29:14,228 Helge, mein Freund, mein dänisches Vater, over to you. 317 00:29:23,359 --> 00:29:25,031 Well... 318 00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:33,189 Looking at you all reminds me so clearly of the years gone by - 319 00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:35,994 - and of all that has happened to us. 320 00:29:37,839 --> 00:29:43,391 Turning sixty is nothing unique. 321 00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:48,916 To me it seems like yesterday - 322 00:29:49,119 --> 00:29:51,997 - that the final negotiations fell into place - 323 00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:56,398 - for the take-over of this unique place. 324 00:29:56,599 --> 00:30:00,797 Yet it was right back in the summer of 1971 - 325 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:07,189 - when my little family walked up the steps. 326 00:30:09,039 --> 00:30:16,070 My dear wife, Helene, Michael, and the twins... 327 00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:22,040 ...and the twins. 328 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:28,994 Ready to move into these lovely buildings. 329 00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:30,758 We were so... 330 00:30:33,759 --> 00:30:36,319 We were so full of expectations. 331 00:30:38,279 --> 00:30:41,157 I'll stop here. I'll stop here - 332 00:30:41,359 --> 00:30:45,955 - and hope that we will have a lovely party together; let's eat! 333 00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:58,389 The first course. Ready... Go! 334 00:31:04,319 --> 00:31:05,718 Over and out. 335 00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:19,914 - Wasn't it a lovely trip? - No, it was very hot in the car. 336 00:31:20,119 --> 00:31:25,591 - You've air conditioning, Bent. - Yes, but it dries your mouth up. 337 00:31:25,799 --> 00:31:29,314 The air isn't pleasant. 338 00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:32,679 The kids are here and all. 339 00:31:36,359 --> 00:31:39,192 Give me some water ...some water. 340 00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:14,190 I'm all wet... probably because she spilled something. 341 00:32:17,119 --> 00:32:20,555 - What's your name, lass? - My name is Mette. 342 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:26,073 - M E T T E, Mette. - Oh, that's right, yes. 343 00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:27,669 Pardon? 344 00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:33,352 - I said it's lobster soup. Lovely! - No, it's salmon soup. 345 00:32:33,559 --> 00:32:38,679 Salmon? I think it tends more towards lobster. 346 00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:43,556 - But it's delicious, the soup. - Yes. Tomato soup. 347 00:32:44,759 --> 00:32:48,798 No, it isn't tomato soup. It's lobster soup. 348 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,673 - Yes. - Cheers! 349 00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:00,474 "Eldest son makes speech." Morten. 350 00:33:01,119 --> 00:33:03,633 It is almost seven o'clock and... 351 00:33:03,839 --> 00:33:06,558 ...I should like to propose the first toast. 352 00:33:06,759 --> 00:33:10,798 After all, it is my duty as the eldest son, correct, Helmuth? 353 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,753 But first, a speech. 354 00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:16,952 I've written two, Father. 355 00:33:17,599 --> 00:33:20,830 One is green, the other is yellow. You choose. 356 00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:27,668 - One is green, the other is yellow. - I'll take the green. 357 00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:30,553 The green is an interesting choice. 358 00:33:30,759 --> 00:33:36,277 It's a kind of "home truth speech". I call it When dad had his bath. 359 00:33:39,519 --> 00:33:43,910 I was very young when we moved here. 360 00:33:44,119 --> 00:33:48,556 Times changed completely for us. 361 00:33:48,759 --> 00:33:51,990 We had all the space we wanted and all the trouble - 362 00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:54,589 - we could cause in all that space. 363 00:33:54,799 --> 00:33:57,518 In those days this room was a restaurant. 364 00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:02,475 I can't count the times my sister Linda, who is now dead, and I - 365 00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:08,630 - played in here, and she would put things in people's food - 366 00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:11,593 - without their noticing - 367 00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:16,510 - and we would hide... Then she would begin to laugh. 368 00:34:16,719 --> 00:34:20,758 She had the most infectious laugh you can imagine. 369 00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:24,270 In no time at all we'd both be howling with laughter, - 370 00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:28,837 - and of course we got caught. But nothing ever happened to us. 371 00:34:29,039 --> 00:34:34,067 It was much more dangerous when Dad had his bath. 372 00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:40,600 I don't know if you remember, but Dad was always having baths. 373 00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:43,519 He'd take Linda and me into the study - 374 00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:46,074 - as there was something he had to do first. 375 00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:50,956 Then he'd lock the door and roll down the blinds. 376 00:34:51,159 --> 00:34:55,949 Then he'd take his shirt off and his trousers and made us do likewise. 377 00:34:56,159 --> 00:35:00,914 Then he'd put us across the green couch that's been thrown out now - 378 00:35:01,119 --> 00:35:03,758 - and raped us. Abused us sexually. 379 00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:06,315 Had sex with his little ones. 380 00:35:07,079 --> 00:35:08,637 Oh, Christian! 381 00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:10,876 A couple of months ago when my sister died - 382 00:35:11,079 --> 00:35:15,197 - I realised that Helge was a very clean man, with all those baths. 383 00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:18,915 I thought I'd share it with the rest of the family. 384 00:35:19,119 --> 00:35:23,749 Baths summer, winter, spring, autumn, morning, evening... 385 00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:27,635 Helge is a very clean man. I wanted you to know that, - 386 00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:32,709 - seeing as we're celebrating his 60th birthday... what a guy! 387 00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:36,799 Imagine living a long life and watching your children grow up! 388 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:42,552 And grandchildren. But you didn't come to listen to me. 389 00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:47,470 We've come to celebrate Helge's sixtieth, so let's do so. 390 00:35:47,679 --> 00:35:52,389 Thank you for all those good years. 391 00:35:52,599 --> 00:35:55,318 Happy Birthday. 392 00:36:03,599 --> 00:36:06,352 I've nothing to drink. Fill our glasses! 393 00:36:22,599 --> 00:36:28,356 Christian, you were the first, but now it's my turn. 394 00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:33,636 Elsie, it is your birthday. 395 00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:37,479 - Helge! - What did he say? 396 00:36:37,679 --> 00:36:41,433 He said that it was Helge's birthday, Granddad. 397 00:36:41,639 --> 00:36:45,029 Helge, it's your birthday, and that's good. 398 00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:48,197 You're a big boy now. 399 00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:52,791 Your ears can take a story from the seven seas. 400 00:36:55,639 --> 00:36:58,631 - Good on you, Granddad! - I have to go. 401 00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:01,752 When Helge was a young lad - 402 00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:05,919 - he told me he had trouble finding ladyfriends. 403 00:37:12,079 --> 00:37:15,389 Kim... 404 00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:20,516 - Hi, Christian. - Hi. 405 00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:24,189 I've got a plane to catch. 406 00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:27,870 Stop! May I introduce my boyhood buddy, Christian. 407 00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:31,037 You know most of them. 408 00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:35,117 Christian, how are you? 409 00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:38,312 - I'm fine. - Fine, you say? 410 00:37:39,199 --> 00:37:42,271 Well done, Christian. You've made your speech - 411 00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:47,270 - and now you're going home. The battle's lost. Nothing's changed. 412 00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:50,438 - Over and out. - Are you drunk? 413 00:37:50,639 --> 00:37:52,311 Else I can't cook. 414 00:37:52,519 --> 00:37:55,670 How long have we known each other? 415 00:37:55,880 --> 00:38:01,637 Since Year One? We scrumped apples together. 416 00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:06,550 I've been waiting for this ever since, and you just run away. 417 00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:11,550 From your father, who drew lots for you and your sister. 418 00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:16,390 A brilliant start to your speech. Drawing lots like your father. 419 00:38:16,599 --> 00:38:18,351 What do you want, Kim? 420 00:38:22,199 --> 00:38:25,430 Sorry to interrupt, Granddad. I just want to say - 421 00:38:25,639 --> 00:38:29,268 - that I hope none of you took Christian seriously. 422 00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:33,553 He is my brother and I love him dearly. 423 00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:38,311 But what he said wasn't true. And I should know, right? 424 00:38:38,519 --> 00:38:42,307 Sorry for interrupting. It was the shock. 425 00:38:43,079 --> 00:38:48,028 At 7.15 your father'll come down to give me a time for the main course. 426 00:38:48,239 --> 00:38:52,232 "I think they like the food", he'll say, as usual. 427 00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:57,798 And he'll have his usual bitter. ...Just give me two minutes. 428 00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:26,754 Oh, I thought you'd gone. 429 00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:30,350 Come here! Give me a bitter for me and my son. 430 00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:35,190 - It tastes splendid. - Thanks. 431 00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:38,710 A fine first course, I think they liked it. 432 00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:42,550 - No, thanks. - Oh, not you? 433 00:39:44,519 --> 00:39:48,592 That tastes good. It tastes damned good. 434 00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:51,075 I do believe it tastes good. 435 00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:55,751 Have one yourself and then put the bottle away... come with me. 436 00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:57,837 Alone. 437 00:39:58,039 --> 00:39:59,870 Off we go! 438 00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:10,238 Well, how are you? 439 00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:13,557 - I'm fine. - Really... 440 00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:17,518 Are you sure? 441 00:40:19,039 --> 00:40:21,678 Well, I don't understand a thing. 442 00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:24,155 My memory must be failing me. 443 00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:27,238 - Age, probably. - What do you mean? 444 00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:31,797 What you talked about. I don't recall it at all. 445 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:35,675 You'll have to help me. What happened? 446 00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:46,110 Oh? Sorry, it's probably me who got it wrong. 447 00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:49,596 Don't apologise or you'll really have me worried. 448 00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:54,920 I'm just a bit strung up at the moment with work, with my sister. 449 00:40:55,119 --> 00:40:57,428 Forget it. 450 00:40:57,639 --> 00:41:03,316 What you were talking about is a crime; we must call the police. 451 00:41:03,519 --> 00:41:07,831 No, don't do that. Just forget it. 452 00:41:08,039 --> 00:41:13,557 I'm not sleeping well. I'm feeling a bit weird. Sorry. 453 00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:18,436 - Are things going well upstairs? - Yes, fine, fine. 454 00:41:18,639 --> 00:41:22,837 It takes more than that to shake them. Don't worry. 455 00:41:24,199 --> 00:41:27,271 Have a good trip home. It was nice seeing you. 456 00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:29,596 They're waiting for me. 457 00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:58,116 - Helge, it's your birthday. - Oh, Granddad, not again... 458 00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:01,599 You're a big boy now. 459 00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:06,191 Your ears can take a story from the seven seas. 460 00:42:09,519 --> 00:42:13,990 When Helge was a young lad - 461 00:42:14,199 --> 00:42:19,319 - he told me he had trouble finding ladyfriends. 462 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:23,310 I told him, "Listen, lad!" 463 00:42:23,519 --> 00:42:28,434 "Just buy a big potato and stuff it down your swimming trunks - 464 00:42:28,639 --> 00:42:30,914 - go down to the lake - 465 00:42:31,119 --> 00:42:35,829 - and they'll come running!" Anyway, summer came... 466 00:42:37,639 --> 00:42:41,154 - What do you think? - Me? 467 00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:44,272 I don't know what he's planning. 468 00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:53,590 He came back in despair and told me things were far worse now. 469 00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:57,315 Nobody would talk to him. "No wonder", I said. 470 00:42:57,519 --> 00:43:02,957 "You should have put the potato down the front of your trunks." 471 00:43:07,679 --> 00:43:11,467 For he's a jolly good fellow... 472 00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:21,708 Michelle... Pia... a word. 473 00:43:23,039 --> 00:43:26,395 Michelle come here, Pia come here. A word. 474 00:43:28,119 --> 00:43:30,997 We'll steal their car keys. Over. 475 00:43:31,199 --> 00:43:33,110 - What? - Us? - OK. 476 00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:38,599 It's Christian's turn tonight. People mustn't go home yet. Over. 477 00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:42,395 I don't think he intends to say any more; he apologised. 478 00:43:42,599 --> 00:43:45,671 Let's wait and see. Don't tell the old waiters. 479 00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:47,711 They need their pensions. 480 00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:50,673 Off you go. Now. 481 00:43:54,079 --> 00:43:58,391 - We mustn't leave any traces. - No, no, we'll just look carefully. 482 00:43:58,599 --> 00:44:01,352 Where the hell is it? 483 00:44:02,199 --> 00:44:03,757 I have it. 484 00:44:04,639 --> 00:44:05,958 Next room. 485 00:44:06,599 --> 00:44:08,317 Is everything OK...? 486 00:44:10,119 --> 00:44:13,429 There aren't any problems or anything? 487 00:44:13,639 --> 00:44:16,711 No, no. Everything is OK. 488 00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:21,795 Is my brother staying the night? 489 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:23,638 I don't really know. 490 00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:32,077 A taxi? I'll check it out. 491 00:44:43,079 --> 00:44:47,277 Hey, Charlie Brown, you've come to the wrong place. 492 00:44:55,559 --> 00:44:58,596 - Can I go? - Just a moment. 493 00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:24,076 Listen, Max, I don't know where you met my sister and I don't want to. 494 00:45:25,679 --> 00:45:28,751 Oh, I've missed you so much! 495 00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:37,075 - Michael, what are you doing? - What the hell do you mean? 496 00:45:40,559 --> 00:45:42,470 What the hell are you doing? 497 00:45:42,679 --> 00:45:45,147 Mind your fucking manners. 498 00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:50,354 How dare you drag some monkey to dad's 60th? 499 00:45:50,559 --> 00:45:53,027 Are you calling Gbatokai a monkey? 500 00:45:53,239 --> 00:45:55,992 - How dare you? - Chill out. 501 00:45:56,199 --> 00:46:00,112 You Nazi bastard! 502 00:46:08,599 --> 00:46:11,113 OK, you can... push off. 503 00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:29,351 Mum, wait a mo'... this is my boyfriend, Gbatokai. 504 00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:37,515 Mum, you haven't met him before. That was another one. 505 00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:43,593 Yes, yes, quite, this way, please. 506 00:46:57,599 --> 00:47:02,229 Forgive me for disturbing you again. But I forgot the most important bit. 507 00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:06,274 We're here for my father's birthday, not all kinds of other stuff. 508 00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:10,871 If I led you up the wrong track earlier, I'd like to make amends - 509 00:47:11,079 --> 00:47:14,276 - by proposing a toast to my father. 510 00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:17,790 - Please stand. - Well done, Christian. 511 00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:24,555 Raise your glasses. 512 00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:33,588 Here's to the man who killed my sister... to a murderer. 513 00:47:38,119 --> 00:47:41,077 I must propose an interval. 514 00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:43,032 Cigarettes... Giddyap! 515 00:47:46,239 --> 00:47:48,594 Giddyap! 516 00:47:57,280 --> 00:47:59,589 Play something. Nice and easy. 517 00:48:02,679 --> 00:48:04,192 Play something. 518 00:48:04,639 --> 00:48:08,109 No, let's stay a while. We can't just leave. 519 00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:22,316 Christian, are you mad? 520 00:48:24,679 --> 00:48:28,718 Christian, can you hear me? Are you mad, Christian? 521 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:38,120 Make sure nobody goes home. Yes, sick... he's sick, damn it. 522 00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:46,392 For the last time! I have phoned... 523 00:48:46,599 --> 00:48:48,749 - Get me a taxi. - Just a moment. 524 00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:51,269 I can't take it. 525 00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:53,630 I already suffer from depression. 526 00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:56,593 There'll be no taxis. No, I'll walk. 527 00:48:56,800 --> 00:49:01,590 "Here comes the Danish summer..." I've had it with these family do's. 528 00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:05,839 - Bent, have you seen the car keys? - No, I haven't. 529 00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:09,753 We're leaving but I can't find our keys. 530 00:49:11,519 --> 00:49:15,307 I can't take it. I'm depressed and... 531 00:49:15,519 --> 00:49:18,238 The number you're calling is still engaged. 532 00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:22,991 - There is an eleven month wait. - May I speak to Kim? 533 00:49:23,199 --> 00:49:28,796 Lars, just take it easy, OK? ...Hide those car keys! 534 00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:31,753 In the oven. 535 00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:36,400 In the fridge. 536 00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:40,558 They've gone. 537 00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:43,513 Where the hell is Michelle? Eh? 538 00:49:43,719 --> 00:49:45,391 Michelle! 539 00:49:45,599 --> 00:49:47,430 Come in, damn it. 540 00:49:47,639 --> 00:49:50,756 Michael, I want a word. With you, too. 541 00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:55,111 - You must leave. - No. We're going to talk now. 542 00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:59,199 - Mette, you know what happened? - I want a word with you. 543 00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:03,792 In here. Come on. 544 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:07,151 - Let go of me. - Calm down, right? 545 00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:11,911 - What the hell do you want? - Last year you promised me. 546 00:50:12,119 --> 00:50:14,110 You came to me at night. 547 00:50:14,320 --> 00:50:16,709 And now you won't even give me the time of day. 548 00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:19,753 I'm sorry, right? Damn it - 549 00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:21,552 - I've got my wife here. 550 00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:25,594 Funnily enough she's never been that important before. 551 00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:27,950 You know I got pregnant, right? 552 00:50:28,159 --> 00:50:32,675 Don't worry, I got rid of it, right? I just thought you should know. 553 00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:38,273 Listen, it's my old man's sixtieth and things are going amok. 554 00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:40,277 Hello there. 555 00:50:43,239 --> 00:50:46,675 Hi, Bent. Bloody hell. Is this your room? 556 00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:50,714 I was just leaving. Seen my car keys? 557 00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:53,354 I'll have a quick look, OK? 558 00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:58,272 Sure you haven't seen them? 559 00:50:58,480 --> 00:51:01,040 I'll get depressed unless I find them. 560 00:51:01,239 --> 00:51:05,710 I know, I know. Bent, run along downstairs, right? 561 00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:11,793 Pack your gear and go home, right? 562 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:15,913 Here's your wages. Now just push off, get it? 563 00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:20,872 You're as sick in the head as your dad. 564 00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:35,719 Don't diss my family, get it? 565 00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:07,552 What if I got up and said a couple of words instead? 566 00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:09,193 About you? 567 00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:13,188 About how sick you were as a child? 568 00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:17,393 About the way you always spoiled things for the other children? 569 00:52:17,599 --> 00:52:19,908 Burning their toys in front of them? 570 00:52:20,119 --> 00:52:23,316 About the warped soul you've always been? 571 00:52:24,599 --> 00:52:27,750 I could also tell them how your mum and dad had to go to France - 572 00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:30,997 - to extricate you from that sanatorium - 573 00:52:31,199 --> 00:52:35,033 - where you lay, sick in the head as ever, pumped full - 574 00:52:35,239 --> 00:52:38,117 - of medicine, to your mother's despair. 575 00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:41,997 I could also mention your lack of talent with women. 576 00:52:42,199 --> 00:52:45,032 Lovely women you let go by year after year - 577 00:52:45,239 --> 00:52:49,755 - because there is so little man in you. 578 00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:54,556 I could also make a speech about you and your sister. 579 00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:57,035 What do you say to that? 580 00:52:58,239 --> 00:53:03,472 Did she ever say goodbye to you, eh? 581 00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:08,629 No. Was there a card? A letter? No. Nothing. 582 00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:14,039 There was for the rest of us. And maybe there was a reason why. 583 00:53:14,239 --> 00:53:17,675 Because you just left, as usual. 584 00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:21,433 Left your sick sister. 585 00:53:23,239 --> 00:53:26,470 She kept asking for you, - 586 00:53:26,679 --> 00:53:30,592 - and rushing to the phone every time it rang; but it was never you. 587 00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:34,793 As ever, you were only interested in yourself and your sick mind. 588 00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:41,269 Now you sling mud at the family that only ever wanted the best for you. 589 00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:44,677 Your mother thinks you should go. She wants to see you no more. 590 00:53:44,880 --> 00:53:47,348 But I think you should stay right here - 591 00:53:47,559 --> 00:53:52,553 - and feel what it is like to spit in your family's face. 592 00:53:58,039 --> 00:54:03,397 After that little intermezzo pianissimo - 593 00:54:03,599 --> 00:54:06,238 - I think we should return to the dinner table. 594 00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:12,151 Ich habe Hunger. Ladies and gentlemen... 595 00:54:24,159 --> 00:54:27,276 They're ready... I don't think Christian is very happy. 596 00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:30,711 OK. Venison and cranberry, go! 597 00:54:41,679 --> 00:54:44,239 Cheers, Granddad. 598 00:54:46,559 --> 00:54:50,518 Yes, it was a superduper speech. 599 00:54:52,239 --> 00:54:55,549 You keep yelling into my ear. 600 00:55:06,039 --> 00:55:08,553 We're still here. 601 00:55:27,519 --> 00:55:29,350 Salt and pepper! Cheers! 602 00:55:29,559 --> 00:55:32,756 Champagne, we must have champagne... and caviar. 603 00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:06,959 If the birthday boy is my dänisches Vater, Elsie is my dänisches Mutter. 604 00:57:07,159 --> 00:57:11,675 Everyone's Mutti, Elsie, over to you. 605 00:57:11,880 --> 00:57:13,677 Give her a hand! 606 00:57:19,320 --> 00:57:22,869 Thank you, Helmuth, thank you all. 607 00:57:23,239 --> 00:57:30,111 I want to say how much I appreciate your coming today. 608 00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:38,557 I also want to say a word or two to thank my husband, my Helge. 609 00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:42,230 Though it may be hard, as I can hardly find the words - 610 00:57:42,440 --> 00:57:44,271 - to describe what you have meant - 611 00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:46,948 - and mean to me. 612 00:57:47,159 --> 00:57:53,268 But with your appetite for life and infinite care for your family, - 613 00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:58,713 - you have given me everything a wife could wish for. 614 00:57:58,920 --> 00:58:02,390 We've had thirty lovely years. Thank you. 615 00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:13,233 I think I'll take the opportunity to say a word or two to my children. 616 00:58:13,440 --> 00:58:19,788 I think it is fantastic to see how well you have done, - 617 00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:24,790 - especially when I consider how little you once were. 618 00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:32,271 Michael, you are our youngest, our Benjamin. 619 00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:34,948 Not that we've seen that much of you. 620 00:58:35,159 --> 00:58:41,598 You were away from home from an early age; first, boarding school. 621 00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:47,397 Then the school ship, Then catering school in Switzerland. 622 00:58:47,599 --> 00:58:50,716 You never did become a chef, - 623 00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:53,832 - but who knows? 624 00:58:54,039 --> 00:59:00,114 At any rate you have given us three splendid grandchildren - 625 00:59:00,320 --> 00:59:04,154 - whom your father and I are so grateful for. 626 00:59:04,360 --> 00:59:09,514 And of course we thank your little Mette. 627 00:59:09,719 --> 00:59:13,189 Helene, the family loner. 628 00:59:14,519 --> 00:59:18,273 You really are, Helene. Ever since you informed us - 629 00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:21,472 - that you'd decided to become a singer - 630 00:59:21,679 --> 00:59:26,833 - and had joined the Trotsk... the Young Socialists, I think it was - 631 00:59:27,039 --> 00:59:29,997 - we've known you would choose your own path. 632 00:59:30,199 --> 00:59:36,468 And you certainly have. In life as well as your studies. 633 00:59:36,679 --> 00:59:40,388 You've ended up in anthropology. Most interesting, - 634 00:59:40,599 --> 00:59:44,308 - although your father and I had hoped you'd choose law. 635 00:59:46,920 --> 00:59:50,515 But goodness, the contacts you haven't had - 636 00:59:50,719 --> 00:59:54,428 - with foreign countries and peoples - 637 00:59:54,639 --> 00:59:58,678 - aren't worth mentioning. In that connection - 638 00:59:58,880 --> 01:00:03,476 - I'd like to extend a warm welcome to Gonzales. 639 01:00:03,679 --> 01:00:06,671 - Mummy, his name is Gbatokai. - Yes. 640 01:00:08,920 --> 01:00:11,753 Yes... welcome, Kai! 641 01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:17,114 Then there is you, Christian. 642 01:00:17,320 --> 01:00:19,914 You have always been quite special. 643 01:00:20,119 --> 01:00:23,191 A creative child. 644 01:00:24,079 --> 01:00:27,310 The stories Christian could tell when he was small! 645 01:00:27,519 --> 01:00:33,230 I always thought you'd make a really good author one day. 646 01:00:34,360 --> 01:00:38,558 When Christian was small, for all of you who don't know, - 647 01:00:38,760 --> 01:00:43,072 - he had a loyal companion called Snoot, - 648 01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:45,840 - who didn't exist. 649 01:00:47,079 --> 01:00:50,515 But Snoot and Christian were inseparable. 650 01:00:50,719 --> 01:00:55,031 If Snoot didn't like something, nor did Christian. 651 01:00:55,239 --> 01:00:58,197 If you were the one at the receiving end, - 652 01:00:58,400 --> 01:01:01,153 - there was nothing you could do about it. 653 01:01:01,360 --> 01:01:03,271 But dear Christian, - 654 01:01:03,480 --> 01:01:09,032 - it is so important to be able to distinguish fact from fiction. 655 01:01:09,239 --> 01:01:13,152 I think you've always had trouble doing so. 656 01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:19,356 Of course you can be angry with father; I am sometimes, too. 657 01:01:20,519 --> 01:01:23,955 But it has to be sorted out in private. 658 01:01:24,159 --> 01:01:27,037 Telling stories like those you've told this evening, - 659 01:01:27,239 --> 01:01:31,471 - however exciting they may be ...and they were exciting... 660 01:01:31,679 --> 01:01:35,638 - maybe a bit too much. 661 01:01:35,840 --> 01:01:40,960 Christian, I think that Snoot has been with you today - 662 01:01:41,159 --> 01:01:44,435 - and quite frankly, I think you both rather upset your father. 663 01:01:44,639 --> 01:01:48,678 So I think it would be appropriate if you stood up - 664 01:01:48,880 --> 01:01:52,998 - leaving Snoot in his seat... and gave your father an apology. 665 01:01:53,199 --> 01:01:57,590 It won't detract from you to say sorry. 666 01:01:57,800 --> 01:02:00,758 It would be quite all right. 667 01:02:03,679 --> 01:02:05,874 Christian, you may stand up now. 668 01:02:09,280 --> 01:02:12,829 Come on, Christian, get your fucking act together! 669 01:02:13,960 --> 01:02:17,430 - He's sick in the head, Mum. - Christian? 670 01:02:46,039 --> 01:02:49,793 I'm sorry to disturb you again. 671 01:02:50,559 --> 01:02:53,869 In 1974 you, my mother, came into the study - 672 01:02:54,079 --> 01:02:58,391 - to see your son on all fours and your husband with no pants on. 673 01:02:58,599 --> 01:03:01,875 I'm sorry you saw me like that. And that your husband - 674 01:03:02,079 --> 01:03:05,116 - told you to get out and that you did so. 675 01:03:05,320 --> 01:03:09,393 I'm sorry you're so hypocritical and corrupt that I hope you die. 676 01:03:09,599 --> 01:03:11,669 I'm sorry you're all such cunts - 677 01:03:11,880 --> 01:03:17,352 - that you listen to her. I'm sorry that for thirty years... 678 01:03:19,239 --> 01:03:23,517 - Let me finish! Let me finish! - Come on. 679 01:03:23,719 --> 01:03:25,994 Christian, cool it. Come on out. 680 01:03:27,920 --> 01:03:30,957 - I want my coat. - You can have your coat. 681 01:03:37,119 --> 01:03:40,873 You were away at boarding school in Switzerland. 682 01:03:41,079 --> 01:03:44,389 So you know fuck all. Yet you know anyway. 683 01:03:44,599 --> 01:03:47,067 - You're way out of line. - You know anyway. 684 01:03:47,280 --> 01:03:49,714 - Don't you? - You're way out of line. 685 01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:52,878 - Get out. - Out of my way. 686 01:03:56,840 --> 01:03:58,831 Lock the door. 687 01:04:00,519 --> 01:04:03,511 - Is it locked? - I think so. 688 01:04:17,719 --> 01:04:22,793 In the deep, deep forest peace 689 01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:25,798 Where songsters dwell 690 01:04:28,760 --> 01:04:32,912 Where the soul did hearken many a time 691 01:04:36,280 --> 01:04:40,068 To the birds' happy song 692 01:04:40,280 --> 01:04:42,032 There is idyll... 693 01:04:46,440 --> 01:04:48,032 Where was I? 694 01:04:48,239 --> 01:04:52,198 Mother, my loyal witness. In 1974 you entered the study - 695 01:04:52,400 --> 01:04:57,679 - and saw my father's stiff dick rubbing my hair... you bastard. 696 01:05:00,480 --> 01:05:02,118 - You bastard. - Get out. 697 01:05:04,480 --> 01:05:05,879 Bastards! 698 01:05:07,119 --> 01:05:09,679 He is not healthy. 699 01:05:09,880 --> 01:05:13,236 It's sad... Mother, go on. 700 01:05:13,440 --> 01:05:17,672 There is such idyll, peace and calm 701 01:05:17,880 --> 01:05:24,149 In the sylvan solitude That sorrows are stilled 702 01:05:24,360 --> 01:05:29,229 Where peace and rest do reign 703 01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:32,638 Get him down the steps. 704 01:05:36,519 --> 01:05:40,512 Get out, man. Fucking sod off. 705 01:05:41,480 --> 01:05:45,951 Hey, Leif, stop that, damn it. He's my brother. 706 01:05:48,039 --> 01:05:50,872 Go away. Go! 707 01:06:00,519 --> 01:06:03,431 Get him... 708 01:06:03,639 --> 01:06:05,755 Christian, come here. 709 01:06:06,400 --> 01:06:10,234 The game is over, get it? 710 01:06:20,599 --> 01:06:24,308 Are you through, man? ...Not that one, take it easy! 711 01:06:24,519 --> 01:06:26,316 He's my brother. 712 01:06:26,519 --> 01:06:29,192 - Come on, get rid of him. - Where? 713 01:06:29,400 --> 01:06:32,756 In the woods. This must fucking stop. 714 01:06:36,360 --> 01:06:40,069 - How far? - Just get rid of him. 715 01:06:40,280 --> 01:06:43,716 - What do you mean, "rid of him"? - Shut up. In here. 716 01:06:45,880 --> 01:06:48,678 We'll put him by that tree. 717 01:06:50,400 --> 01:06:55,030 Bloody hell. That's the way. Come on. Right? 718 01:06:59,440 --> 01:07:03,149 Do we really have to tie you to this tree, Christian? 719 01:07:04,599 --> 01:07:08,228 What the hell made you talk such piss? 720 01:07:14,960 --> 01:07:17,838 Come on then! Come on! 721 01:07:18,199 --> 01:07:19,871 Come on! 722 01:07:22,239 --> 01:07:26,471 - Come on! - Cut it out! 723 01:07:26,679 --> 01:07:29,637 Have you tied him? ...I'm through now. 724 01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:32,757 Easy does it. 725 01:07:32,960 --> 01:07:36,635 That'll do. Chill out, Christian. 726 01:07:57,239 --> 01:08:00,868 Leif, have you got a cigarette? I dropped mine. 727 01:08:02,320 --> 01:08:05,471 - I'll check all the doors. - Sure, right. 728 01:08:09,519 --> 01:08:11,396 I don't want to talk to him. 729 01:08:11,599 --> 01:08:16,434 - What have you done to him? - Take it easy. 730 01:08:16,640 --> 01:08:21,839 I talked to him; he's gone home. He's very sorry... so easy does it. 731 01:08:22,039 --> 01:08:24,030 We'll talk about it later... 732 01:08:27,880 --> 01:08:29,074 You want trouble? 733 01:08:32,880 --> 01:08:35,997 Stop it, Michael! Michael, stop it! 734 01:08:37,359 --> 01:08:40,874 - What did you say? - Stop it, Michael. 735 01:08:42,079 --> 01:08:43,637 Stop it, damn you! 736 01:08:44,560 --> 01:08:47,028 Back off. 737 01:08:52,960 --> 01:08:55,315 - Hi there, Kim. - Hi. Leif. 738 01:08:55,520 --> 01:08:59,433 We need to lock the back door. Where is it? 739 01:08:59,640 --> 01:09:01,232 Right this way. 740 01:09:04,119 --> 01:09:06,838 - A bad business. - Yes. 741 01:09:07,039 --> 01:09:11,635 - You didn't hit him or anything? - He won't be back. 742 01:09:11,840 --> 01:09:13,478 - This way? - In here. 743 01:09:13,680 --> 01:09:16,274 - This is the wine cellar. - Yes. Over. 744 01:09:19,720 --> 01:09:23,508 Cut it out, Kim. What the hell are you at? 745 01:09:23,720 --> 01:09:26,678 - You locked him in? - Yes. 746 01:09:26,880 --> 01:09:30,509 We can't have these violent types running around... 747 01:09:34,279 --> 01:09:35,712 Hands off! 748 01:09:35,920 --> 01:09:38,229 - Kim, where is Christian? - No idea. 749 01:09:58,319 --> 01:10:01,595 Don't start drinking now, Michael. 750 01:10:11,800 --> 01:10:14,553 What are you saying? 751 01:10:14,760 --> 01:10:16,910 Why don't you make a speech? 752 01:10:23,880 --> 01:10:28,078 Right, let's get things swinging! A little sing-song. 753 01:10:28,279 --> 01:10:35,390 I've seen a real Black Sambo His face was black as pitch 754 01:10:36,079 --> 01:10:42,393 He spoke all funny And had a ring in his nose 755 01:10:43,680 --> 01:10:47,036 I asked him "What are you?" 756 01:10:47,720 --> 01:10:51,554 Why are your legs covered in tar? 757 01:10:51,760 --> 01:10:55,150 He just laughed and said these words... 758 01:10:58,920 --> 01:11:05,029 Fidlihakola tomrassi gassi bom Black Massa was from Umblagidarum 759 01:11:06,079 --> 01:11:10,834 I've seen a Little Indian His face was as red - 760 01:11:11,039 --> 01:11:15,954 - as fire. He spoke all funny... 761 01:11:16,159 --> 01:11:19,231 I can't bear this. They'll kill each other. 762 01:11:19,439 --> 01:11:21,907 - Calm down... - I'm going crazy. 763 01:11:29,680 --> 01:11:34,754 I've got such a headache. Will you fetch my tablets? 764 01:11:38,720 --> 01:11:42,156 - Have you seen Christian? - No, he's gone home. 765 01:11:42,359 --> 01:11:48,548 - A good thing he's gone home. - I'll get your tablets. 766 01:12:03,479 --> 01:12:06,437 You're all crazy. 767 01:12:06,640 --> 01:12:08,756 My head... 768 01:13:51,279 --> 01:13:56,228 - You're still capable... - For longer than you think, Helge. 769 01:13:57,720 --> 01:14:00,996 It's nearly 10 o'clock - 770 01:14:01,199 --> 01:14:04,111 - and something exciting is about to happen. 771 01:14:18,920 --> 01:14:23,277 As Alfred Hitchcock suggested for his gravestone, - 772 01:14:23,479 --> 01:14:27,518 - "This is what happens to naughty little boys". 773 01:14:27,720 --> 01:14:32,271 Helge, you're not getting out of the family tradition. 774 01:14:32,479 --> 01:14:34,117 The grand finale. 775 01:14:36,800 --> 01:14:42,796 It's daddy's birthday It really is today 776 01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:45,798 Daddy's birthday today... 777 01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:48,833 Now listen 778 01:14:49,039 --> 01:14:53,157 To the way we play the trumpet 779 01:15:01,239 --> 01:15:05,471 Today it's daddy's birthday Listen 780 01:15:05,680 --> 01:15:09,116 To the way we play the flute... 781 01:15:31,199 --> 01:15:34,635 You dropped something... it's not good to drop things. 782 01:15:41,920 --> 01:15:45,230 Hello... you're not going? So soon? 783 01:15:45,960 --> 01:15:49,475 - I want to go home now. - Don't be silly. 784 01:15:49,680 --> 01:15:52,513 It's time for dessert. 785 01:16:24,760 --> 01:16:31,359 Well... I love these traditions of the family. 786 01:16:31,880 --> 01:16:36,112 After the dance around the house a note appears - 787 01:16:36,319 --> 01:16:42,838 - on the toastmaster's glass. And so it is today. 788 01:16:43,039 --> 01:16:47,794 "A man urges his sister to read letter to his father." 789 01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:50,036 A letter. 790 01:16:50,239 --> 01:16:57,748 I think Helene is just too shy to start... right, Helene? 791 01:16:58,560 --> 01:17:00,118 In any case, - 792 01:17:00,319 --> 01:17:05,951 - it is kind of your brother to help you get started. 793 01:17:07,840 --> 01:17:11,992 And it seems that there is peace in the family again. 794 01:17:13,279 --> 01:17:17,989 So let's give Helene a hand. 795 01:17:28,079 --> 01:17:30,513 - Come on. - Come on, Helene. 796 01:17:36,960 --> 01:17:38,552 Don't be shy. 797 01:17:45,760 --> 01:17:49,514 Michael... Pretend he's not here. 798 01:17:54,920 --> 01:17:56,478 It's... 799 01:17:59,520 --> 01:18:02,034 It's from my sister. 800 01:18:04,760 --> 01:18:08,992 "Dear whoever finds this letter, - 801 01:18:09,199 --> 01:18:13,590 - you are probably my sister or my brother. 802 01:18:13,800 --> 01:18:17,634 Because you must be good at getting warmer. 803 01:18:17,840 --> 01:18:20,593 Tee hee, giggle... 804 01:18:20,800 --> 01:18:27,399 I know it must be sad to find me in a bath full of water. 805 01:18:34,119 --> 01:18:37,191 But it isn't so sad for me. 806 01:18:42,279 --> 01:18:49,629 I know that my brothers and sister are happy, radiant people - 807 01:18:50,920 --> 01:18:53,673 - and that I love you. 808 01:18:56,720 --> 01:19:01,032 And I think you should just not think about me. 809 01:19:02,760 --> 01:19:05,069 Christian, my beloved brother, - 810 01:19:05,279 --> 01:19:11,149 - who has always been with me, I thank you for everything. 811 01:19:11,359 --> 01:19:15,671 I don't want to mix you up in this. I love you too much for that. 812 01:19:15,880 --> 01:19:19,759 And you, Helene, and you, Michael, of course. 813 01:19:19,960 --> 01:19:22,235 You nutter. 814 01:19:30,520 --> 01:19:32,670 Dad has begun having me again. 815 01:19:32,880 --> 01:19:36,589 In my dreams, anyway. And I can't bear any more. 816 01:19:41,199 --> 01:19:43,190 I'm going away now. 817 01:19:43,399 --> 01:19:47,551 As I probably always should have done. 818 01:19:47,760 --> 01:19:52,754 I know it will fill your life with darkness, Christian. 819 01:19:54,520 --> 01:19:58,718 I have tried to ring you, but I know you're busy. 820 01:20:00,800 --> 01:20:04,793 I just want to tell you not to be sad. 821 01:20:08,079 --> 01:20:12,231 I think there is light and beauty on the other side. 822 01:20:13,439 --> 01:20:16,397 I'm looking forward to it, as a matter of fact. 823 01:20:16,600 --> 01:20:18,989 Although of course I am a bit afraid. 824 01:20:21,159 --> 01:20:23,468 Afraid of leaving without you. 825 01:20:27,640 --> 01:20:30,074 I love you forever. 826 01:20:31,800 --> 01:20:34,075 Linda." 827 01:20:45,760 --> 01:20:49,548 That was a very beautiful letter. Pour my daughter some port - 828 01:20:49,760 --> 01:20:52,194 - so that I can drink a toast with her. 829 01:20:55,640 --> 01:20:59,758 Pour my daughter some port so that I can drink a toast with her. 830 01:21:04,720 --> 01:21:09,236 Pass the port to my daughter so I can drink a toast with her. 831 01:21:11,520 --> 01:21:14,956 Pass the damned port to my daughter. 832 01:21:15,159 --> 01:21:18,993 Pass the port to my daughter. Show me some respect! 833 01:21:19,199 --> 01:21:22,111 I've never seen the like. 834 01:21:23,520 --> 01:21:25,192 What are you staring at? 835 01:21:25,399 --> 01:21:26,878 Eh? 836 01:21:27,079 --> 01:21:31,470 Is it my fault that I have such talentless offspring? 837 01:21:31,680 --> 01:21:37,550 I've just never really understood why you did it. 838 01:21:37,760 --> 01:21:40,035 It was all you were good for. 839 01:22:19,039 --> 01:22:22,952 It is quite a job being toastmaster tonight. 840 01:22:24,640 --> 01:22:28,030 I must admit I hadn't tried it before. 841 01:22:28,239 --> 01:22:34,553 I am profoundly affected by the situation; we all are. 842 01:22:35,039 --> 01:22:38,429 - Nevertheless, I regard it... - I have to go now. 843 01:22:38,640 --> 01:22:42,110 ...as my responsibility to see this dinner out. 844 01:22:42,319 --> 01:22:47,598 So I suggest dancing, music and coffee next door. 845 01:23:43,479 --> 01:23:45,595 Good evening. 846 01:23:45,800 --> 01:23:49,509 I have collected the car keys and put them back. 847 01:23:50,039 --> 01:23:52,428 May I have a glass of water? 848 01:23:52,640 --> 01:23:54,312 Shall I call a doctor? 849 01:23:56,680 --> 01:24:01,356 Christian? Christian? Are you OK? 850 01:24:02,159 --> 01:24:04,389 Come on... 851 01:24:32,800 --> 01:24:34,279 Christian? 852 01:24:44,800 --> 01:24:46,392 Christian? 853 01:24:48,199 --> 01:24:49,712 Pia? 854 01:24:52,560 --> 01:24:54,152 Pia? 855 01:24:54,600 --> 01:24:56,113 I was asleep. 856 01:24:57,600 --> 01:25:01,149 Pia, my sister is here. I love you. 857 01:25:07,000 --> 01:25:09,912 Christian? Christian? 858 01:25:29,640 --> 01:25:31,153 Hi. 859 01:25:32,199 --> 01:25:33,791 I miss you. 860 01:25:35,600 --> 01:25:39,354 I miss you, too. Shall I come with you? 861 01:25:43,159 --> 01:25:44,831 I'm going now. 862 01:26:13,319 --> 01:26:15,230 Hello? Hello? 863 01:26:15,439 --> 01:26:17,475 - It's Helene. Were you asleep? - What's the time? 864 01:26:17,680 --> 01:26:20,797 Late. Three, I think. I was asleep, too. 865 01:26:21,000 --> 01:26:26,199 Or whatever you'd call it. You know... I've been... 866 01:26:26,399 --> 01:26:30,358 Maybe you have, too? 867 01:26:33,920 --> 01:26:36,514 - Have what? - Nothing. 868 01:26:36,720 --> 01:26:40,315 Please come, Christian. Michael has disappeared. 869 01:26:50,239 --> 01:26:52,355 What's going on? What's he up to? 870 01:26:52,560 --> 01:26:57,634 Michael has vanished and his wife is bawling her eyes out in my room. 871 01:26:59,039 --> 01:27:04,511 - Is the party still going on? - No, I don't think so. 872 01:27:09,239 --> 01:27:11,833 Don't worry about it. 873 01:27:15,920 --> 01:27:18,559 Oh, they've all gone to bed... 874 01:27:22,159 --> 01:27:25,276 Find some glasses. Where is Michelle? 875 01:27:25,479 --> 01:27:27,390 In Kim's room, I think. 876 01:27:27,600 --> 01:27:30,273 People are sleeping in the wrong beds a bit. 877 01:27:30,479 --> 01:27:33,789 Oh, we're not, are we, Honey? That we don't, well, my baby? 878 01:27:37,880 --> 01:27:41,759 - I've got a glass for Christian. - I want one, too. 879 01:27:41,960 --> 01:27:44,793 As long as it's not someone yucky's glass. 880 01:27:56,119 --> 01:27:58,792 Play the wedding waltz. 881 01:28:02,399 --> 01:28:05,197 Gbatokai and Helene must dance. 882 01:28:14,359 --> 01:28:17,476 Because I think you should get married. 883 01:28:30,359 --> 01:28:32,156 Dad? 884 01:28:36,000 --> 01:28:39,117 It's Michael, man, little Michael. I'm coming. 885 01:28:49,560 --> 01:28:54,395 Open the door. It's the fucking postman. 886 01:28:59,920 --> 01:29:02,673 Open the door, damn you! 887 01:29:06,319 --> 01:29:07,911 Open it! 888 01:29:15,279 --> 01:29:17,713 Go inside, Elsie, and close the door. 889 01:29:22,039 --> 01:29:23,552 Michael, stop it. 890 01:29:24,840 --> 01:29:27,115 - Stop it, Michael. - I told you to go inside. 891 01:29:30,000 --> 01:29:32,912 Keep your mouth shut, I said, man. 892 01:29:39,119 --> 01:29:42,873 I told you, man. Keep your mouth shut. 893 01:30:02,079 --> 01:30:05,151 Come back here. Come back here. 894 01:30:10,920 --> 01:30:13,480 Lie down, man. Lie down! 895 01:30:20,399 --> 01:30:21,991 And stay lying down. 896 01:30:25,079 --> 01:30:28,674 I've heard enough piss. Lie down, I said. 897 01:30:30,600 --> 01:30:36,311 You'll never see your grandchildren again, man. 898 01:30:38,039 --> 01:30:40,599 Never again, get it, Dad? 899 01:30:42,520 --> 01:30:46,672 This family... is kaput. 900 01:30:48,520 --> 01:30:50,238 Lie down, I said. 901 01:30:51,159 --> 01:30:52,831 Lie down, I said! 902 01:30:56,760 --> 01:31:01,515 It's me ringing the doorbell. Michael, man. 903 01:31:38,640 --> 01:31:41,438 They mustn't, mustn't. 904 01:31:42,600 --> 01:31:46,593 Stop! Mummy, say something. 905 01:31:46,800 --> 01:31:49,473 They mustn't... 906 01:31:49,680 --> 01:31:52,114 What's going on, Mummy? 907 01:31:52,319 --> 01:31:56,631 They mustn't, they mustn't... 908 01:31:56,840 --> 01:32:02,358 - Get out there, Gbatokai. - Your father! 909 01:32:04,520 --> 01:32:08,149 Back off, Michael. 910 01:32:19,439 --> 01:32:22,237 You're killing me. 911 01:32:26,159 --> 01:32:27,478 ...Killing me. 912 01:32:49,319 --> 01:32:52,197 Waiter, could I have another drink? 913 01:32:53,720 --> 01:32:57,349 I do so like to start the day with a wee dram. 914 01:33:18,640 --> 01:33:21,393 Morten... are you thinking anything? 915 01:33:28,079 --> 01:33:29,307 Oh, well. Over. 916 01:33:36,119 --> 01:33:39,077 She's bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, at least. 917 01:33:48,600 --> 01:33:49,794 Morning, Christian. 918 01:33:50,000 --> 01:33:53,754 - Good morning. - Have a roll. 919 01:33:55,199 --> 01:33:57,508 Where the hell is Leif? 920 01:33:57,720 --> 01:34:00,188 There you are! How's the hairpiece? 921 01:34:00,399 --> 01:34:04,108 Where do you get your clothes crumpled? 922 01:34:04,359 --> 01:34:05,712 Næstved. 923 01:34:08,760 --> 01:34:10,273 Pia... 924 01:34:17,479 --> 01:34:20,676 Do you want to come to Paris and live with me? 925 01:34:26,199 --> 01:34:27,598 Yes. 926 01:34:29,920 --> 01:34:31,512 That was all. 927 01:34:38,600 --> 01:34:42,639 Hey, have you got the hots for the waitress? 928 01:34:43,359 --> 01:34:48,387 - Michael, shut up and eat up. - I'll eat that French stick. 929 01:34:54,159 --> 01:34:57,356 Good morning... 930 01:34:59,039 --> 01:35:01,997 Good morning, everyone. Bon appetit. 931 01:35:17,279 --> 01:35:20,555 Dorthe, come to daddy. 932 01:35:20,760 --> 01:35:24,196 Your father will read it to you, I'm sure. 933 01:35:40,560 --> 01:35:46,032 I know it's an unsuitable moment. You're having breakfast. 934 01:35:47,399 --> 01:35:50,471 I'll try and be brief. 935 01:35:52,800 --> 01:35:54,791 I just want to say - 936 01:35:55,000 --> 01:35:59,710 - that I know that when you pack up and go home... 937 01:36:02,680 --> 01:36:05,956 ...it will be the last time I see you. 938 01:36:07,439 --> 01:36:11,352 I also see now - 939 01:36:11,560 --> 01:36:16,634 - that what I did to my children is unforgivable. 940 01:36:17,479 --> 01:36:20,551 I know that all of you... 941 01:36:22,319 --> 01:36:24,275 - especially my children - 942 01:36:24,479 --> 01:36:27,994 ...will hate me for the rest of your lives. 943 01:36:28,199 --> 01:36:34,149 All the same, I want to tell you that you will always be my children - 944 01:36:34,359 --> 01:36:38,591 - and I have loved you and love you - 945 01:36:38,800 --> 01:36:44,716 - no matter where in the world you are or what you do. 946 01:36:49,000 --> 01:36:51,798 To you, Christian, I want to say... 947 01:36:55,960 --> 01:36:58,918 You fought a good fight, my boy. 948 01:37:01,479 --> 01:37:02,992 Thank you. 949 01:37:27,079 --> 01:37:30,549 Nice one, Dad. Good speech. Well done. 950 01:37:30,760 --> 01:37:35,436 But I think you'll have to go now so we can eat our breakfast. 951 01:37:35,640 --> 01:37:37,437 Of course, of course. 952 01:37:40,520 --> 01:37:42,715 Coming? 953 01:37:42,920 --> 01:37:45,070 I'll stay here.